Happy birthday to me.
I'm a quarter century old today, and unreasonably stressed out by it. The crazy people at work help, though. Over the PA this morning:
Boss: "I'd like to remind everyone that it's Shannon's birthday, so we'll be having a complimentary bread and water lunch in the back room. Thank you."Shannon: "I quit. Thank you."
Co-Worker: "I've just been notified that due to insufficient funds, bread will not be provided with lunch. Thank you."
Boss: "Actually, has someone paid the water bill? Thank you."
Co-Worker: "Grab a bucket. I think it's still raining. Thank you."
People are always so polite on PA systems.
Anyway, Anne's coming for the weekend (who said last night on the phone, "I haven't updated my blog in months, but I still get ten hits a day for people searching for 'pictures of people shitting.'") along with my mother. Should be interesting.
Anne's pool boy hubby is standing in line to buy me Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds tickets today. It's what I asked for my birthday, and I sincerely appreciate it because Scott hates Dave Matthews.
Hates.
The following conversation (as well as I can remember) actually occurred yesterday:
Anne: Don't forget you have to get Shannon's Dave Matthews tickets. Scott: I fucking hate Dave Matthews. I have to go to the University Center, right? Anne: No, the Community Center. Scott: What the fuck? Anne: What? Scott: People will see me. Anne: So? It's just Dave Matthews tickets? Scott: Just Dave Matthews? If Hitler was coming to ASU, would you want to stand in line at the Community Center to get your NAZI BADGE?
Nazi badge.
For crying out loud.
Happy birthday ! And welcome to the club of 25-ers ;).
Posted by: Breyten at February 7, 2003 06:51 AMHappy Birthday Shannon!!! Hey, read your email. St Patty's? Oh, that email address I gave you is comcast.net not .com. I'll drink some Jager in your honor today, just for something different!! Hope it's a wonderful day.
Love ya!
Happy birthday!
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Sounds like you landed in a job with people with compatible humor.
Dave Matthews. I am envious.
Have a fun one you old woman you!
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